Barca/Sevilla thoughts, aka “No, this isn’t the review.”

Euler is coming to the rescue with the review, which is a good thing, since he’s a lot better at it than me. But what he isn’t better at than me is stirring up the villagers, like Frankenstein on the roof, dropping trou to moon the peasants. So let’s do this, in the form of… Continue reading Barca/Sevilla thoughts, aka “No, this isn’t the review.”

Barca 5, Atletico XXXXXX 0, aka “It’s just like Frogger, people!”

Euler is coming with the meat to my potatoes, but I wanted to throw a few thoughts out there, mostly as an excuse to piss everybody off with my match ratings. Okay, seriously. Perspective is a beautiful thing, and this match made me think about that. To us, our possession game is beautiful, a way… Continue reading Barca 5, Atletico XXXXXX 0, aka “It’s just like Frogger, people!”

Weekend Wrap Up

I hope everyone had a good weekend, or at least a better one than Pique and Marquez. Hopefully your buddies/life partner/imaginary friends bailed you out and despite your horrid tackles, you were able to come away with all 3 points. I had a good enough time trying to find a place to watch the match–we… Continue reading Weekend Wrap Up

Kevin Rating Synthesis 2

As most of you are aware, there’s this guy named Kevin that does the reviews for this here website. And some of you smart readers are even aware that during those reviews, he rates the players in each match. What you probably aren’t aware of is that there’s a bookish nerdboy collecting those ratings and… Continue reading Kevin Rating Synthesis 2

Barca 2, Estudiantes 1, a.k.a. “Hexacampions,” a.k.a. “Greatest of all TIIIEEEME!”

Great galloping Jesus, what a match. Pedro! sums up how I think we all feel here, in the wake of a gritty victory that found us not even approaching our dazzling, sparkling best, a victory that defines this club in a way that few others have, and that left me weeping right along with Pep… Continue reading Barca 2, Estudiantes 1, a.k.a. “Hexacampions,” a.k.a. “Greatest of all TIIIEEEME!”

Kevin Rating Synthesis

As most of you are aware, there’s this guy named Kevin that does the reviews for this here website. And some of you smart readers are even aware that during those reviews, he rates the players in each match. What you probably aren’t aware of is that there’s a bookish nerdboy collecting those ratings and… Continue reading Kevin Rating Synthesis