Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife: It’s the El Clasico Liveblog

It’s me, back from the realm of oblivion to host an (even more) politically charged Clasico! Our official lineup (hope you’re sitting down and not eating anything): Valdes – Alves, Mascherano, Adriano, Alba – Busquets, Xavi, Iniesta – Cesc, Messi, Pedro Barcelona bench: Pinto, Montoya, Bartra, Song, Sergi Roberto, Alexis, Villa Mascherano surprisingly starts at… Continue reading Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife: It’s the El Clasico Liveblog

All Good Things…

I had thought about writing this in a semi-formal way, to make it seem real eloquent, but then I realized that would take more brain power than I’d like so I dropped the idea. Then I thought about  making it super informal, to make it seems more casual, but I wasn’t sure how to go… Continue reading All Good Things…

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Barca Thwarted By Plucky Milan

You know, it was deeply frustrating and immeasurably annoying to wake up and see the result of the Milan game again. A nil-nil draw? What is that? Madrid scored three goals away against APOEL and we couldn’t even muster a single goal against AC Milan? C’mon Barca. I know it’s a quarterfinal away from home.… Continue reading Barca Thwarted By Plucky Milan

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Milan, Tactical Improvements, and the Vision of Pep Guardiola

(MESSI IS OVERRATED Now that I have your attention: if you wish to participate in the BFB book giveaway, please post your predictions on the previous thread/post and NOT this one. We would like all predictions to be on the same thread. Thank you.) It would be unfair to skip Mallroca game and go straight… Continue reading Milan, Tactical Improvements, and the Vision of Pep Guardiola

Xanatos Gambit: The Fan Edition

Going with what Kxevin was saying the previous post, I am temporarily back from obscurity to bring the quality of the site down the site to greater passions….? Anyway. I’ve been thinking about this for a while but I never had enough free time to actually go about doing. Do you know about TV tropes?… Continue reading Xanatos Gambit: The Fan Edition

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Je Ne Sais Pas: Osasuna vs Barcelona Liveblog

Too sick to think of anything clever. Starting XI: Valdes; Alves, Piqué, Puyol, Abidal; Thiago, Mascherano, Sergi Roberto; Alexis, Messi and Pedro Bench: Adriano, Cesc, Xavi, Iniesta, Tello and Cuenca Going for a direct game today. Just look at the pitch we’re playing on today. Let’s go. Osasuna v Barca

Someone Will Get Hlebbed: Barcelona vs Real Sociedad Liveblog

Win, lose, or draw. I’m excited for the game today. You should be too. Kick off is at 4pm EST, 6am in Tokyo, 11pm in Beirut, 3pm in Tegucigalpa, and midnight in Minsk HLEB CITY. Liveblog starts whenever I feel like it. (Probably half an hour before) FCB Lineup: Valdés, Alves, Puyol, Mascherano, Adriano; Fàbregas,… Continue reading Someone Will Get Hlebbed: Barcelona vs Real Sociedad Liveblog