El Clasico 2011: Facial Hair vs Insanity
27 April 2011
If I didn’t have this beard I’ve been growing for a couple of months, I would probably have scratched my face into tatters. Instead I tug on the hair nervously whenever I think about El Clásico Numero 223897 and how we’re all doomed. I don’t have the mange, okay? It’s just patchy. I’m not excited [...]