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27 April 2011
If I didn’t have this beard I’ve been growing for a couple of months, I would probably have scratched my face into tatters. Instead I tug on the hair nervously whenever I think about El Clásico Numero 223897 and how we’re all doomed. I don’t have the mange, okay? It’s just patchy. I’m not excited [...]
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26 April 2011
CL Preview: Real Madrid – Barcelona, 2:45pm EST, FX(HD) and Fox Deportes Look out the window. I mean it. Or at least I mean it when you’ve finished this paragraph and maybe clicked on some ads. Find the nearest pane of glass between yourself and the outside and look through it. If you’re reading this [...]
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25 April 2011
You just know this’ll be good.
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25 April 2011
So you’re worried about our lineup on Wednesday, are you? You’re all “Who will we play at left back? Puyol? Muniesa? Guardiola?” Well, fear not, cule, for I am here with The Answers. And not multiple Allen Iversons. Obviously we’ll be lining up in a 2-4-4. That’s just one big “duh.” Because we totally vary our [...]
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24 April 2011
“Have Barça lost their goal hunger?” Yes, it’s not the same anymore 54% – No, they’ll recover it 46% El Mundo Deportivo Poll + Results After Copa Del Rey Loss The sad thing is, I’m not even surprised.
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