Somewhere in a super-secret underground lair…
Josep Bartomeu Look, I can’t keep stalling things with my fantasies about being able to buy and store players. What are we going to do?
Toni Freixa Hey! Not the hair! Um, we could leave them at their clubs until we need them? They would like that, and it worked with that German kid.
Bartomeu But then we can’t have a party at the Camp Nou! I like parties!
Freixa Do you know anyone named Kevin, JoJo? He says he can help us solve all our problems.
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