Alexis Sanchez, in pictures

"Wait .... how many zeros is this?!"

Get used to it, Sanchez, rich people in the background, not caring a whole lot about what you do. Welcome to Camp Nou!

Alexis Sanchez is, after all the crap, nonsense, posturing and bluster, officially here. And there are some damned funny pics to have a party with, so ….

"This is how you wear your shorts, Fresh Meat!"
"Whoa! We got a mascot! Cute! Moc moc."

The full text of the machine at lower left is “Little MVP.” Pique is telling Sanchez that we bought it for him, but really, it’s the case we use to carry Messi around in.

"This. Is. SO! COOL! I made it, dad."
"I might not have a butt, but I'm still good .... really."
"Wonder if they can hear it if I cut one?"
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  1. blitzen
    July 26, 2011

    Damn you for hectoring me. 👿

    Thank you for the pic of David Villa in short shorts. 😀

  2. MoSSi
    July 26, 2011

    Batiesta no longer coach of Argentina, Louis van Gaal is without a job and said he would like to be the coach of a great footballcountry, he also said he would like it to be Argentina. I think he would do great!

  3. Noslehcimretep
    July 26, 2011

    I usually don’t look at who wrote the article, and instead try to guess based on content.
    Needless to say, I guessed wrong on this one, but laughed harder.

  4. blitzen
    July 26, 2011

    Also, blue shorts plus blue socks = way too much blue. Really not liking this new kit at all. 🙁

    • culegirl3
      July 26, 2011

      It makes him look like a smurf!! lol I like his medical check up pics instead..shirtless 😉

    • Josiah
      July 31, 2011

      i agree, the away jersey is pretty cool…owez wanted Barca in black.

  5. ElJefe
    July 26, 2011

    My god does Villa look like a Dirtbag. Somewhere between a child molestor and an EE player.

    • Ryan
      July 26, 2011

      I’ll give him a pass since he’s in the locker room.

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