Our lightning rod, Sergio Busquets, is 23 today. Congratulations. Here’s a picture of him doing what he does best, which is owning suckas in the midfield.
Yes, another site would probably post a picture of famous diver Greg Louganis or something, and scoff, but we don’t roll like that. He’s ours, our player and when he isn’t making us want to drive to wherever he is and knee him in the groin, the perfect DM for our system.
In 2007 he made his first-team debut, in a Copa Catalunya match. The following season, 2008, he made his first-team debut and never looked back. At the time, many had doubts as he worked his way into the rotation with The Yaya, eventually being a factor that facilitated the sale of our former man-mountain to Manchester City.
Yes, he dives. Yes, he exaggerates even the slightest contact. Yes, he could probably get a nun yellow-carded. But he’s ours, and let’s wish him many happy returns.