Messi Attends Sexy Party, Does Messi-Like Things

Carles said I could go to the alcohol party, OLE!

Here at BFB, we give you nothing but the most hard-hitting journalism minimal bandwidth and old Geocities encoding can buy. Some fans complain about the dearth of posts and real news during these summer months, but I am here to bring you out of the morass and into journalistic splendor at its best. As we all know, Lionel Messi is usually the clean cut golden boy who is not involved in controversy unless it’s nagging Pep to play him the entire 90 against a 3rd division side in a December scrimmage match. But now we know that he’s not a goodie-goodie but a hardcore party-boy. According to Deadspin (via Argentine funny paper Libre): Messi showed up at a “sexo, alcohol y cumbia” party (I’m going to assume this is the Albiceleste version of a frat party but with more international sex symbols). This party was thrown by the Milito brothers and included lingerie and Playboy models, some WAGs, and Martin Palermo was there too, presumably scoring after everyone else did all the work.

Now you might think to yourself: “why should I care if he’s at a sexo party? Ronaldinho still has 37 arrest warrants in his name in 22 countries from his time with the club and I’ve seen Pique have actual sex in the stands during a game, with my own eyes. Beside, it’s none of my business what goes on in someone’s personal life. This isn’t real journalism” You might say that, if you had something to hide. We at BFB know someone’s hiding something when we see it, and we see it here. Those of us who are more intelligent know better, and we know that the golden boy has never done anything wrong, plus, when he started growing that patchy beard, he became a man, and a man who goes to cumbia parties. PLUS, if nothing went on, why hasn’t he made a public comment about it? Huh!? HUH!!!? There had to be some pretty shady dealings going on there, right?

Wait, what’s that you say? He did comment and rebutted anyone who might think he was doing anything naughty or untoward at such a party. When asked about his involvement, the party animal simply responded with:

We just danced and then we played some PlayStation.

… Oh, um, well… that makes total sense. You go to an awesome party and play Playstation? Well of course you did. Were Legos involved as well? Did you and international lingerie model Andrea Rincon build a Lego Star Wars ship? While the Brothers Milito were doing body shots off each other’s hair, Messi was eating pizza and playing Little Big Planet? You know what? I totally believe that. The next time I make a Messi-playing-with-Legos reference and you give me a hard time, I’m pointing this out.

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125 Comments

  1. June 19, 2011

    Just from the videos of Sanchez, t seems like he looks to drop deep on offense, I wonder if we may see a triangle front line next season..

    ——————–Villa
    —–Sanchez————-Messi

    ——–or

    ———Pedro
    ————————–Sanchez
    —————Messi

    I do know that he would be huge on the RW, as he would cover for Alves all day, allowing our RB to move forward at will!!!!

    • Para
      June 19, 2011

      All I know about Sanchez is what has been discussed here (I would love to watch games to learn more about him, but I am, ahem, technically studying for exams right now)–is he a primarily right-sided player? I know everyone is saying he’s been moved centrally this year, but where did he play before then?

  2. June 19, 2011

    Also, if we have 45m+, bought cesc, Rossi and Sanchez for 100m, but sold Villa for 35-40, the math starts to make sense. I wonder if people would rather have a 25 y/o Rossi entering his prime, or an all time great like Villa, leaving his. I say if we can sell villa next year for 30m, enough to bring rossi in, then lets do it.

  3. Jnice
    June 19, 2011

    Chile’s coach, Claudio Borghi, has just said that Sanchez will be allowed to go to Barcelona to sign IF the transfer is confirmed. He won’t be allowed to go to Barcelona just to pressure Pozzo into letting him sign for Barça. And it has to be before the Copa America. He won’t be allowed to go once it starts (obviously).

    • June 19, 2011

      So we’ve signed Sanchez?! OMGGGGGGGG!

      It’s not official, so me no care yet. 😀

  4. June 19, 2011

    Nuevo post! But, uh, keep talkin’ here if you want. Nothing really to see there.

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