I know that this is late, but there were some technical difficulties in getting it posted. My apologies. -Isaiah
Episode 3: In Which Real Madrid convenes their yearly player meeting to discuss tactical changes, greet new personnel, and do a little math…
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: This meeting will now come to order! |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: Given the current, um, situation, I believe, gentlemen, that there is much work to be done. |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: Right, so, we’re going to making some tactical changes around here. |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: Yes, tactical changes. That’s a good thing. I thought of some tactical changes that should be implemented. |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: Oh, er…what…are…they…? |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: /grimace |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: We should play a 4-5-4! |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: Er… |
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RaulMadrid: That’s a fabulous idea, sir! |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: It takes genius to see genius, I would imagine. |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: I, uh, I don’t know… |
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RaulMadrid: It’s perfect! A perfect system for a perfect team! I will be captain and we will never lose! |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: This is the kind of attitude we need here, gentlemen. |
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DudekWheresMyCar: I know I am but a humble backup, but, sir, if I may, sir, 4+5+4 is more than 11. |
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GutiHazItAll: /carries the 1 |
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GutiHazItAll: /divides by 0 |
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GutiHazItAll: I think it equals 11. |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: Er… |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: I have spoken with the Federation and they agree that the 4-5-4 is a positive addition to the game. It will help us compete globally with the EPL. |
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RobbenHood: That is moronic. |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: Enough of your balding! I mean insolence. |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: /gets bank loan |
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KarimAbdulJabbar: In da house, muthafuckas. |
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PutThisInYourPipitaAndSmokeIt: Hey, what the hell is this? |
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IBelongToJesus: Florentino told me that I’d be closer to the Camino de Santiago here. |
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SneijderWeisse: But farther from the Vatican! H8 u! |
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HeyLookItsCR9: Fear not, for I have arrived. |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: Er…hooray? |
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RaulMadrid: I command the greatest 4-5-4 in history! |
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GutiHazItAll: ∑ = (πr^2) ± y(√x*4-5-4)/(y2k) = 11! |
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DudekWheresMyCar: Mind doing my taxes this year, Guti? |
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RobbenHood: /scores preseason goal |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: Arjen, you are no longer necessary. |
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RobbenHood: WTF? |
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*RobbenHood has left the chatroom |
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RobbenHoood: /scores 2 Munich goals. |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: So what, exactly, is going on? |
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KarimAbdulJabbar: /scores preseason goal |
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KarimAbdulJabbar: Gooooool! |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: Yay! We win the preseason! Booyah! |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: We must focus on the league, it is very important– |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: We will win Europe! |
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KarimAbdulJabbar: Gooo-oh wait post. |
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IBelongToJesus: /scores goal |
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IBelongToJesus: Gooooool! |
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DonJuanCarlosDemarco: /scores goal |
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DonJuanCarlosDemarco: Gooooool! |
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RaulMadrid: Hey now…you’re not supposed to be here… |
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KarimAbdulJabbar: Gooo-oh wait post again. |
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*DonJuanCarlosDemarco has left the chatroom* |
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HeyLookItsCR9: /penalty |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: THE CHOSEN ONE HAS SCORED. IT HAS BEEN FORSEEN BY THE HEAVENS. ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD. |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: /cackles |
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DudekWheresMyCar: Jesus Christ |
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IBelongToJesus: Amen |
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HeyLookItsCR9: At your service! |
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LassOfTheMohicans: /scores |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: Whaaaaaat? |
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LassOfTheMohicans: /incredulous |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: THIS TEAM RULES ALL |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: Er… |
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PutThisInYourPipitaAndSmokeIt : So…remember me? |
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CaptainEstebanSparrow: /scores |
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CaptainEstebanSparrow: YAAAARRRRR |
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IBelongToJesus: Yay, well done! Nice shot! |
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CaptainEstebanSparrow: I made Espanyol walk the plank! |
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IBelongToJesus: Please stop. |
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CaptainEstebanSparrow: Aaaarrrr you threatening me? |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: Oh dear. |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: We are a perfect machine! |
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PutThisInYourPipitaAndSmokeIt : Are my posts getting through? |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: Soon we will be masters of the universe! |
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HeManSux83: MWAHAHAHAHA |
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CaptainEstebanSparrow: YAAAARRRRRRR |
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HeyLookItsCR9: To Pacha! |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: No, no, we have to discuss some things… |
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HeyLookItsCR9: PAAAACHAAAAAAA |
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CaptainEstebanSparrow: BOOOOOTYYYYYY |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: Please, we need– |
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TheGreatestFloOnEarth: /cackles |
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*HeyLookItsCR9 has left the chatroom* |
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SparklingSanPellegrini: /sigh |
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*SparklingSanPellegrini has left the chatroom* |
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HeManSux83: Wait, were you guys not serious about this whole masters of the universe thing? |
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HeManSux83: Cause I’ve got some yard work I need to do back on Eternia… |
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PutThisInYourPipitaAndSmokeIt : You know what, screw it, I’m in. Let’s get this He-Man bastard! |
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HeManSux83: No one? All right, then, poseurs. |
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*HeManSux83 has left the chatrooom* |
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PutThisInYourPipitaAndSmokeIt : God. Damn. It. |
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*PutThisInYourPipitaAndSmokeIt has left the chatroom* |
woah, before i read this, i saw this come up on my newsnow.co.uk feed!! didn’t know you guys were in there
You better believe it!
Funny!
LOL
awesome!
keep em coming!
Pretty good! Poor Higuain. Can’t believe he doesn’t get any attention.
Wait..who is he again? ahhaha
Skeletor’s appearance was hilarious.
One glaring omission. Iker Casillas. Quality stuff though.
Yeah, couldn’t really think of a good name for him or a good personality in this particular one. I’m sure he’ll make /save in the future.
HAHA, this is brilliant! Its almost like a crackovia on a webpage! 🙂 Poor Higuain! hahaaa
KANYE MOMENT- RM IMMA LET U FINNISH, BUT I THINK U GONNA FAIL THIS SEASON.
Here you go:
//http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e199/lcfr2006/temp/FLOPER.jpg
hehe
I cant see it OhYes
the nicknames are genius.
I agree.
Excellent-
YAAAARRRR!!!
skeletor cool!
ruudTOurMAMA
casillasCLAY
albeloaURbrainsOUT
sorry its late here….
PAAACHAAAA!!!! Haha. Hilarious. I like what you did there.
“DudekWheresMyCar: Jesus Christ
IBelongToJesus: Amen
HeyLookItsCR9: At your service!”
Highlight of this amazing, amazing post.
And for those really checking, if you hold your cursor over the pictures (like in xkcd), all the players have their actual names… except Isaiah still put in CRon as “Crynaldo”… hahahahahaha.
i object to any caricature of Guti that DOESN’T mention transsexual hookers.
hahaha amazing! keep it up 😀
I’m really happy that my nick name for CR9 stuck. (Crynaldo)
all i ever see him do is cry…
Cry-naldo is brilliant!
HeyLookItsCR9: /penalty
TheGreatestFloOnEarth: THE CHOSEN ONE HAS SCORED. IT HAS BEEN FORSEEN BY THE HEAVENS. ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD.
TheGreatestFloOnEarth: /cackles
DudekWheresMyCar: Jesus Christ
IBelongToJesus: Amen
HeyLookItsCR9: At your service!
Thats the best part hehehe
“Robbenhood” is brilliant too.Genuis 🙂
Does anyone know the name of the song which comes at the end of this video??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srb-zkESIyE
its Coldplay by Viva la vida
is this a joke or a real conversation?
dude are you serious?
Totally real conversation 🙂
Real. I got exclusive rights to the official Liga chatrooms. Guess which team can’t string together enough words to form a coherent sentence? Xerez, of course.
hahaha
Isaiah when you come back to Barca banquillo make sure iniesta says “the futur is now” 😉
evil, evil, EVIL EMPIRE!!! i think righteous joan “joan” laporta, by divine mandate king of catalunya, should make a cameo and right the wrongs!
haha, this is soooo funny 😀
For me, it’s been the best Banquillo so far. Brilliant jokes and perfectly matching names. Plus, I think I can laugh more about RM than Barca anyway 😉
I expect another Banquillo with RM once they have been shot out of the CL knockout stage despite using their brilliant 4-5-4 line-up 😀
I’m waiting for Pellegrini to be fired when he DOESN’T implement the 4-5-4. 😀
Brilliant, Isaiah, as always!
ahahaahhaahahahahahahhahah. what else is there to say? the names are brilliant.
That was pretty lame. I will happily laugh at myself if it were indeed funny but it wasnt!! Forget comedy… stick to football analysis or flower picking.