Eric Abidal: God of the Left Flank

Holy. Shit.

I’m not sure what to do. I’m all over the place. I think I’ll have like 800 carbombs. Should be a good podcast tomorrow morning.

Also: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! ABIDAAAAZOOOOO! It’s nAbidal, bitches!

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Isaiah is a co-founder and lead writer for Barcelona Football Blog. He currently lives in the greater New York City area with his wife and daughter.

35 Comments

  1. soccermomof4
    January 5, 2011

    Oh boy, my first time hectored! Yay me!

    Wonder if I can talk hubby into going out and getting a bottle of vino to have during our movie (watching Inception- hope it’s good) as I think I need a little something for the nerves.

    • January 5, 2011

      You need a CARBOMB is what you need!

      My friends and I are going out in a bit to do some celebrating which we’ve been planning for nearly, uh, forever now. Since Abidal’s last goal, really…and the rule is CARBOMBS when Abidal scores and it turned out that Abidal scored! So…CARBOMBS!

    • Kari
      January 5, 2011

      Nope. You’re still waiting Hectoration.

      I currently have the honor.

      • soccermomof4
        January 5, 2011

        but I think i was replying to someone (maybe you)on the old thread before realizing this was up—that HAS to count for something

    • Louis
      January 5, 2011

      No, need to hope. It’s an amazing movie. And you don’t need anything to get you buzzed, the movie does that for you.

      • Kari
        January 5, 2011

        ^ So true

        But you should have seen it in IMAX. That was crazy. In the most Abidal way.

  2. Larm
    January 5, 2011

    i was watching the game in my room by myself on the xbox, when he scored i jump and screamed holy shit abidal. did you guys see the teams joy for him? they all went crazy!

    • Alex
      January 5, 2011

      Holy crap, is it just me or did ESPN3 decide to choose the most boring and lame announcer possible to narrate the Barca games….. holy mother of god.

      • January 5, 2011

        Yeah, terrible, whatever magic, excitement, or tragic-ness on the field, he manages to piss on it with boredom.

    • mardia
      January 5, 2011

      I absolutely *hate* the announcer that ESPN3 has for the Barca games, he’s always awful. It’s like he’s taken sleeping pills right before each and every game.

  3. lovelymofo
    January 5, 2011

    I’d just like to say, for the record, that I totally called! I WANTS A CARBOMB!

    • lovelymofo
      January 5, 2011

      That should say “I totally called it!” Today has been a total brainfart. Except for my looking into the future and predicting that Abidaaazoooo!

      • Kari
        January 5, 2011

        Props!

        Iniesta avatar comes in handy as a good luck charm–especially for GOLAZOS.

        • Vj
          January 5, 2011

          In the Liveblog of course, Lovelymofo said that she’d love it if Abidal scored. He did and it was lovely!

          • lovelymofo
            January 5, 2011

            Yup. Too bad I was at work. It would have been good to call it on Twitter, but alas, that’s blocked.

  4. Vj
    January 5, 2011

    Even Geri is gushing and people want to celebrate his goal at the Canaletes..

  5. Víctor
    January 5, 2011

    Good to see him score. From the starting XI, only Valdés has yet to score. 😀

  6. OSBAG
    January 5, 2011

    Congratulations to us all an Abidal. Please someone should tell me how i can get a picture on for my avatar

  7. Ezequiel
    January 5, 2011

    Is there any possibility to edit my own comments? Something like 60 seconds after posting it, just for typos and stuff

    Is it possible to write something in bold or italic or even use html commands for the comments?

  8. ooga aga
    January 5, 2011

    he got hit by a magic coin, and when he woke up, he had….goal scoring powers!

    • Successful Troll
      January 5, 2011

      no secret powers… before the coin he just had mercy with all human existence

  9. mardia
    January 5, 2011

    That goal was fantastic. The minute I realized it was him that had scored, I started laughing hysterically with sheer delight–out of everybody on the bench, he’s the one that a) not only gets things thrown at him but then b) gets to respond with scoring the winning goal? AWESOME.

  10. Extreme barca fan
    January 5, 2011

    OK i was sleeping and missed my 1st barca match in 3 years, i just hate myself now.
    As a punishment i will watch 10 replays starting the one showing now

  11. yelèna
    January 5, 2011

    Abidal scored!!!I’m getting a haircut!
    did you see that Bojan?? (i kid)

  12. BarcaGirl_Indo
    January 5, 2011

    Abidal said it was a small, but hard cookie that hit his head…
    he definitely should get more cookies hit him in the head… LOL… 😀

    I want more goals from Abi…! and Ibi too… 😉

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