I don’t have a Malena or Carla, he said.
Then he asked me for order and aggressivity.
O.k., I said, that’s a deal.
The talks will be long but I’m optimistic.
And, after all, Andres is my little brother.
So is it difficult? Yes.
But is it possible? Yes.
I invite you for a supper, then you can see for yourself!
So we three meet at a Japanese restaurant.
Oh ooohhhh …
She’s on strike.
He’s just egotistical, she said. Very individualistic.
Look, nothing’s wrong with him, I told her. He’s not depressed.
He hasn’t gone to a psychologist, as some have said.
What happens is he has this kind of anxiety.
He’s a fantastic person.
Well, she paused. I like his compliments.
And the price of that sashimi just made him twice as interesting.
Why? I asked. Because he was cheap?
No, she answered. Because I had doubts.
It is very hard for me to not think about you!
Aren’t you going to invite me over for dinner?
Today I can’t have supper, he replied.
(Is this guy extraterrestrial or what!)
Well, what about now? she insisted.
That way I return the great lunch at your place!
O.k. he says.
I’m so embarrassed! he told me later.
She said my fridge is barer than a monkey’s butt!
And something about balls that are too heavy …
… and branches that are kind of doubled over.
Hahaha!, I said.
Smartass!! he cried.
He texted her: I ask for forgiveness.
Oh, he’s a good person, she sighed.
With a cool head and a warm heart.
And very entertaining.
Everyone has good feelings.
Hugs, my friends!!!
[Quotes taken from: laregion.es and elmundodeportivo.es (Sara Carbonero on Cristiano Ronaldo; Iker Casillas on Sara Carbonero on Cristiano Ronaldo; and barcastuff.com (Piqué on Puyol, Fabregas and his Christmas tree; Puyol on dinner; Zubi on Afellay and Alves; Sacchi on Ibrahimovic; Valdés on Iniesta; Wegner on FC Barcelona; Messi on Moratti]