Last week we in BFB nation openly and derisively mocked the “pain” inflicted upon Cristiano Ronaldo, because that’s how we roll. But it’s a new week, and it’s Veteran’s Day here in the States, and Remembrance Day in Canada and a few others, so let’s celebrate by openly mocking someone because of their pain.
Today’s guest of honor is Rio Ferdinand, stalwart of Old Trafford and magical defender of Sir Alex’s magic potions that somehow keep him a live and simultaneously drunk at all times. While conducting a search for a map to said potions, Ferdinand was the subject of the worst torture of all:
Now sure, this could be a random snapped picture that just looks like that, but come on, everyone knows Ferdinand likes rectal exams on the pitch from the Argentinean madman who won’t try to snort blow off your ass while doing it.
So relish this one friends. Also, there’s this!
Enjoy your holiday denizens.