Happy birthday, Maxwell Scherrer Cabelino Andrade! You’re not 28, if you hadn’t realized. I’m sure that you’ll enjoy your free vacation to Monaco that has been arranged in your honor for today. Yay you. You’re a part of a new squad, you live in a new city, and hell you’re going to win a SuperCup tomorrow.
This is all so wonderful, isn’t it?
Now go score us some goals!
PS don’t forget to check out Kevin’s post about Chygnasty.