Hey, it’s been a while since I updated all of you on Fantasy Soccer. Just in case you missed it, we’ve got a competition going through Yahoo!’s Fantasy section. Here is our group (you might have to log in to see it, but the ID is 1037).
To the info: There’s hardly anything to report. There is nothing going on here. Nothing whatsoever — sob — nothing. I’m not in horrible, horrible 19th place or anything. I’m not that far behind player Hat Trick who has 1,071.5 points compared to my 827.00, but I’ve only got 18 more weeks to make up the difference!*
I’m obviously not that good at this, but I’ve got some pertinent advice for those of you who wish to win: don’t forget to update your squad whenever you hear new information–in fact, how about this bit of advice: don’t be like the bottom 4 and forget completely to put in a full squad every single week. Whoever sccr11, Larms Awesome Team, The Cheeky Boys!!, and FC Fantastico are, you have great names for teams earning 0 points. Except sccr11, which is just a name. But still 0 points.
Only during the ACN did I remove The Yaya–thus the name of my team–from my lineup, but he’s now back in it. I also have a crappy backline and midfield (except The Yaya and Xavi, naturally). But I do have Lionel Messi and David Villa up front racking up the points. Except last week when Messi got -2.00 and Villa got only 5.50. But this coming week Messi will get a hat trick against Getafe and Villa will get two against Valladolid. Trust in my predictions, they’re never wrong.**
Kudos to Hat Trick for taking over first from FC Bojmir and kudos to Mes Que Un Club for topping 1,000pts. Those are the only three with more than 1,000.
Best Name: SignYoPittyOnTheRunnyKine
Alternate Best Name: TheYayaIsOneBadassBeastOfAMan
Person Who Is Going Down So Bad: Revolución. You are 1.00pts above me. You must die. I alone am best.
Best Name of A Team I Didn’t Make but so should have: MomAndDadThisIsChaseyChaseyThisIsMyMomandDad. (See previous line for reason).
*Bashir, I am so crushing you. You are horrible! You will never make up the 0.50pt deficit you are in! Mwahahaha!
*They’re always wrong.