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[ NOTE: This post was drafted prior to Barça's October 5th victory over Real Valladolid, when the boards were rather grumpy 'cause we were all ... well, winning, and stuff. So if you're bucked up rather than (what rhymes with "bucked up"?) lately, bookmark this and come back when we lose, or tie, or win again in a way that you don't like. Psych! - Ed. ]
If you don’t get what Kxevin’s sayin’,
we aren’t on the same webpage.
My t.v.’s low-def and I’m growing old. Maybe I’m going blind.
But they look like a good team to me.
So maybe you just outta you mind.
Is the Liga even close, all them domestic teams?
But you are cynical, you say it’s cule nature.
We still triangulate ‘em off the pitch, even on the counter.
if when we lose, no one match is a make-or-breaker.
We’ll still be a good team.
¡Més que, més que … !
We’re a good team, people. With a good goalie too.
Víctor won’t let nothin’ past him.
Long lobs are part of the job and he don’t blow it.
It’s early; the season’s not wrapped up in bows and plastic …
But 4-1 without Messi?
Talk about getting blasted!
So they grab shirts and kick shins and act all nasty.
Can’t shake ‘em loose? We go down, roll ‘round like it hurt,
Pretend we can’t breathe, get called “fakers.”
Sometimes we get the call, sometimes it doesn’t work.
Simeone says, “Get at ‘em” – and we get up.
So c’mon, everybody, cheer up.
¡Ney, Ney, Ney!
What you dreaming during that Live Streaming?
No CB and Messi’s ouch and Ini’s out …
and we still all up in first place.
You should feel lucky; it’s
(Wait. What rhymes with de puta madre?
I mean it — I got nothin’. Ooga aga? Tutomate?)
¡Piqué, Piqué … !
One thing I ask of you: Let Marca screw, and AS too.
When we spend 90 mil to let Oezil bail,
then go all boo-hoo.
Bayern was a bitch, but no fans got it as good as you
when them tiki-takas bang on through.
We got long balls now what tear their back line in two.
And in tight khakis strut us some Tatas too.
It’s almost unbearable ‘round here, so many Debbie Downers.
In a hundred years would you’ve thought
Barça – Pep – Tito + Tata = History?
It’s phar out!
I mean, Bartra’s defending, and we’re still winning.
This is a kick-ass beginning.
So go on, get happy!