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21 Comments
vicsoc8
December 22, 2009
When I see Keita, all I can think of is him pouring water over his family jewels in the CWC final.
I would’ve gone off the field too, that shit hurts
Josh
December 22, 2009
When cancan fever hits, nobody is safe.
Pengy the Penguin
December 22, 2009
Oh man. Should I say it? Should I say it? It’s too easy, but oh so wrong.
I’m going to regret this.
“Day’s never finished,
Mastuh got me workin’,
Someday mastuh set me free.”
Andrew M.
December 22, 2009
start regretting…
Barca4Life
December 24, 2009
Not cool man!.. Not cool!.. F*ckin White sh**
David
December 27, 2009
seriously man? what were you born yesterday?
stowe
December 22, 2009
abidal: man! my right leg hurts after all this training
henry: yea, my left leg hurts. i’m getting to old for this.
keita: what are you guys talking about? are your muscles not made of iron? i’m just getting warmed up. let’s run some more.
I feel like I do not belong in this club. To begin with, many of the fans dislike me. My first season here, I did my best to fit into the team as the fans berated me for not scoring a thousand goals. My second season here was terrific, yet I still got picked on by the fans. This season, I am constantly dealing with injury and I have no chance to impress the fans. Worse yet, my own teammates don’t pass the ball to me as often as they should. As if that wasn’t enough, they fart on me and kick my head while I train. And sometimes I get the feeling that they mess with my lunch because they are always giggling at me while I eat. (I’ve checked my nose for boogies).
Hope to see you soon
–Thierry Henry
poipoi
December 22, 2009
right now in the main stage “lionel ritchie” keitee and the keitettes performing their new dance hit: “el chiki chiki” !!
…Y el chiki chiki se baila así: 1-el sevilla, 2-el milán, 3-el sporting, 4-el alcorcón…
SoccerMom
December 22, 2009
Poipoi for the people!
SoccerMom
December 22, 2009
you know you’ll never be lonely with you know whoooooo …
SoccerMom
December 22, 2009
Donny O, eatcher heart out …
SoccerMom
December 22, 2009
Seysey, these Rockettes you go on about had better be SMOKIN hot …
MeiGuoRen
December 22, 2009
when cancan fever hits, nobody is safe…
stowe
December 25, 2009
hey are you in China?
Kxevin
December 23, 2009
Brutal. SoccerMom is leading in the clubhouse, but poipoi and MeiGuoRen are right there.
friedchicken
December 25, 2009
Pep: “alright guys. Abidal, Keita give me that K. No Abidal, you need to stand up. It looks like an X now. And Henry, that’s not how to do the lowercase r. Turn around. Dammit you guys, its been 30 mintues and u havnt been able to correctly spell the first two letter’s of Bojan’s surname.”
When I see Keita, all I can think of is him pouring water over his family jewels in the CWC final.
I would’ve gone off the field too, that shit hurts
When cancan fever hits, nobody is safe.
Oh man. Should I say it? Should I say it? It’s too easy, but oh so wrong.
I’m going to regret this.
“Day’s never finished,
Mastuh got me workin’,
Someday mastuh set me free.”
start regretting…
Not cool man!.. Not cool!.. F*ckin White sh**
seriously man? what were you born yesterday?
abidal: man! my right leg hurts after all this training
henry: yea, my left leg hurts. i’m getting to old for this.
keita: what are you guys talking about? are your muscles not made of iron? i’m just getting warmed up. let’s run some more.
isnt that yaya?
still good though 😀
thats the yaya not abidal lol
Keita – “1, 2, 3 KICK…”
Yaya – “Wtf dude!”
Keita – “1, 2, 3 KICK…”
Henry – “MY THIGH!”
Keita – “1, 2, 3 KICK…whats that guys?”
Dear Mother,
I feel like I do not belong in this club. To begin with, many of the fans dislike me. My first season here, I did my best to fit into the team as the fans berated me for not scoring a thousand goals. My second season here was terrific, yet I still got picked on by the fans. This season, I am constantly dealing with injury and I have no chance to impress the fans. Worse yet, my own teammates don’t pass the ball to me as often as they should. As if that wasn’t enough, they fart on me and kick my head while I train. And sometimes I get the feeling that they mess with my lunch because they are always giggling at me while I eat. (I’ve checked my nose for boogies).
Hope to see you soon
–Thierry Henry
right now in the main stage “lionel ritchie” keitee and the keitettes performing their new dance hit: “el chiki chiki” !!
…Y el chiki chiki se baila así: 1-el sevilla, 2-el milán, 3-el sporting, 4-el alcorcón…
Poipoi for the people!
you know you’ll never be lonely with you know whoooooo …
Donny O, eatcher heart out …
Seysey, these Rockettes you go on about had better be SMOKIN hot …
when cancan fever hits, nobody is safe…
hey are you in China?
Brutal. SoccerMom is leading in the clubhouse, but poipoi and MeiGuoRen are right there.
Pep: “alright guys. Abidal, Keita give me that K. No Abidal, you need to stand up. It looks like an X now. And Henry, that’s not how to do the lowercase r. Turn around. Dammit you guys, its been 30 mintues and u havnt been able to correctly spell the first two letter’s of Bojan’s surname.”