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  1. vicsoc8
    December 22, 2009

    When I see Keita, all I can think of is him pouring water over his family jewels in the CWC final.

    I would’ve gone off the field too, that shit hurts

  2. Josh
    December 22, 2009

    When cancan fever hits, nobody is safe.

  3. Pengy the Penguin
    December 22, 2009

    Oh man. Should I say it? Should I say it? It’s too easy, but oh so wrong.

    I’m going to regret this.

    “Day’s never finished,
    Mastuh got me workin’,
    Someday mastuh set me free.”

    • Barca4Life
      December 24, 2009

      Not cool man!.. Not cool!.. F*ckin White sh**

    • David
      December 27, 2009

      seriously man? what were you born yesterday?

  4. stowe
    December 22, 2009

    abidal: man! my right leg hurts after all this training
    henry: yea, my left leg hurts. i’m getting to old for this.
    keita: what are you guys talking about? are your muscles not made of iron? i’m just getting warmed up. let’s run some more.

  5. majatt
    December 22, 2009

    Keita – “1, 2, 3 KICK…”
    Yaya – “Wtf dude!”
    Keita – “1, 2, 3 KICK…”
    Henry – “MY THIGH!”
    Keita – “1, 2, 3 KICK…whats that guys?”

  6. OhYes
    December 22, 2009

    Dear Mother,

    I feel like I do not belong in this club. To begin with, many of the fans dislike me. My first season here, I did my best to fit into the team as the fans berated me for not scoring a thousand goals. My second season here was terrific, yet I still got picked on by the fans. This season, I am constantly dealing with injury and I have no chance to impress the fans. Worse yet, my own teammates don’t pass the ball to me as often as they should. As if that wasn’t enough, they fart on me and kick my head while I train. And sometimes I get the feeling that they mess with my lunch because they are always giggling at me while I eat. (I’ve checked my nose for boogies).

    Hope to see you soon
    –Thierry Henry

  7. poipoi
    December 22, 2009

    right now in the main stage “lionel ritchie” keitee and the keitettes performing their new dance hit: “el chiki chiki” !!

    …Y el chiki chiki se baila así: 1-el sevilla, 2-el milán, 3-el sporting, 4-el alcorcón…

  8. SoccerMom
    December 22, 2009

    you know you’ll never be lonely with you know whoooooo …

  9. SoccerMom
    December 22, 2009

    Donny O, eatcher heart out …

  10. SoccerMom
    December 22, 2009

    Seysey, these Rockettes you go on about had better be SMOKIN hot …

  11. MeiGuoRen
    December 22, 2009

    when cancan fever hits, nobody is safe…

  12. Kxevin
    December 23, 2009

    Brutal. SoccerMom is leading in the clubhouse, but poipoi and MeiGuoRen are right there.

  13. friedchicken
    December 25, 2009

    Pep: “alright guys. Abidal, Keita give me that K. No Abidal, you need to stand up. It looks like an X now. And Henry, that’s not how to do the lowercase r. Turn around. Dammit you guys, its been 30 mintues and u havnt been able to correctly spell the first two letter’s of Bojan’s surname.”

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