Did you know there are only 5 more days until El Clásico? Well, in case you’ve been living under a rock in the middle of the ocean while a massive underwater volcano drowns out any noise that might venture deep enough to disturb your under-rockedness, there is a clásico in 5 days!
PAY ATTENTION, would you?
It’s into the lion’s den, it’s time to do work against That One Team Whose Name I Don’t Remember, this is where championships or at least journalistic tropes are forged, dos a seis!, WE ARE
SPARTA BARÇA, etc etc.
But you know that Messi is going to be ready for this. He wants to win himself some giant chocolate Lego people! That is the prize for winning this game, you know.
Don’t take my word for it, though: look who has the Golden Ball already.